Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
