these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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