Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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