Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
tell me about the fingering
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