Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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