I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
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