I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
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I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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