question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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