You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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