There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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