i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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