There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
My feet surprised me
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