Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
Randomize
