One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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