Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I got inside last night via doggy door
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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