yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
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