i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
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is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
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Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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