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Is this the I'm gay speech?
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
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Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
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I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I forget how to act sober
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