I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
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