Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
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