What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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