its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
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I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
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I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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