I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I forgot how hot balto sounded
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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