is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
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running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
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I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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