READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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