Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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