high people should be assigned attendants
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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