The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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