I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I think I just sharted jello shots
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