No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
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Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
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Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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