You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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