Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
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Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
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Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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