I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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