I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
You have to summon your inner elephant
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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