just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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