I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
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Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
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HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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