I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
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I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
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We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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