remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
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just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
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Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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