Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I've blown a few things in my day
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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