i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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