dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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