remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
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you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
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Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?