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• (914): View more from New York

  Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!

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• (850): View more from Florida

  JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters

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  What is a male extremity?

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  i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?

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  bitches.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT

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• (805): View more from California

  The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.

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• (631): View more from New York

  His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?

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  Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.

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