Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(845): View more from New York

I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?

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(864): View more from South Carolina

Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??

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(201): View more from New Jersey

"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate

(401): View more from Rhode Island

Well how do you think I feel

(860): View more from Connecticut

fair enough

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(864): View more from South Carolina

I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.

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(417): View more from Missouri

I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.

(417): View more from Missouri

I can't feel my brain.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight

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(801): View more from Utah

I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship

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(856): View more from New Jersey

it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU

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