She announced her abortion via fbk
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Randomize
