She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I have aggressive nipples.
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