is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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