playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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