you win again, gameday.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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