No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
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SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
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Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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