I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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