i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
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i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
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Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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