Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
You smell like stripper and shame
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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