Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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