Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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