you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
