David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
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I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
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The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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