Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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