I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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